My sister and some of my extended family believe this ragged old hag of a doll is possessed with the power to get this...to wake you every morning at 3:30! Noooooo! As Colonel Kurtz would say, "The Horror, The Horror! I'm an atheist, I don't believe in the afterlife or in the supernatural, therefore my family's tale of terror is positively comical. However, out of respect to my dear Mother, who apparently paid money for this admittedly bizarre-looking plastic woman of leisure, I'm going to keep this in the place I spend the most time: my home-office - near all my computers and many of my current projects. Maybe it will become my muse - watching me longingly from my bookshelf. Perhaps she will feed my insatiable appetite for creation while simultaneously planning my cold-blooded murder. On occasion, I will take the doll to my bedroom and place it on my nightstand so that it can watch over me while I sleep. As we move along, I'll add some personal possessions to the doll (such as the handcuff keys already attached to her weird right hand, don't ask why I have handcuffs). Occultists say this is the best way to attract the spirits that inhabit the doll to me. I'll maintain and update this until November 1st, by then I will be dead or this will be the most boring blog thread in history. Enjoy!
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